Monday, October 11, 2010

Dear author of "Marry Smart",

I'm sorry, but I do not feel that a book about a formula that will "attract" men to you is actually going to work. Yes, I do agree with you that women tend to date and settle for men who are truly not worthy of them. However, I do not feel that a silly e-book on "attracting the right man" is really going to help either. Instead, it will just help fill your pocket with a nice chunk of change, also known as $30, by each desperate, single woman who stumbles across your website. Am I going to be one of these crazy women? No. I may be single, but that does not make me desperate, angry or upset. And yes, I may be very sick of all the people who casually ask me why I don't have a boyfriend or remind me that one day, when I least expect it, someone will walk into my life. I frankly think they should shut their lovely mouths, learn to just mind their own business and walk away with their dignity still in tact. Instead, they babble on about it, making more of a fool of themselves than me. Because I'm fine with being single. I'm only 22. I do not have to be married next year, although I might be sick of being single. On the other hand, there is so much more to life and being single allows me to fully experience it without feeling guilty or wondering if I'm letting someone down by hanging out with my friends. I never miss something exciting because I'm off on a date. And I always have chances to see life happy, instead of sad and upset because some jerk just broke up with me for some other girl. And that is why, Ms. Terry MacDonald, I do not need your book. And match.com, that is why I will not use your dating website to "find the love of my life" like eHarmony claims. I may be single, but I'm confident in myself and who I am. And that's a lot more than some book can claim.

Sincerely,
A Very Happy Single Person

2 comments:

  1. Go Kris!!!!! btw, where in the hell did you find that book??? if you actually have a copy of it from somewhere we should burn it!!!

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  2. it was on some website. I have no idea why I stumbled on it, I was looking for photography schools. ha ha!

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